Assertive Confidence with a sprinkle of ‘Feminine Grace’

I gag a little bit as I massage his sweaty flabby ego.

“I’m sorry to bother you.” “I’m sure you’re just busy.” “I imagine this was just an oversight.” “I probably miscommunicated.” “I would so appreciate if you could please do your job.” “Thank you so much.”

Then, we dance.

He two steps slightly forward, trying not to spill his beer. “Well, I wouldn’t normally do the job you hired me to do. But, I guess I could think about doing some lesser half-assed version of it.”

Jazz hands! The splits! “That would be so great! Thank you so much! I really appreciate it!”